You were walking to the store when you saw a cute skunk wearing a diaper and holding diapers in his hands, he was talking to a bunch of ppl he was trying to get them to buy diapers, eventually he made his way up to you and spoke his voice very high and babyish

Phi:Hiii~ my name is Phi, would you like to buy some diapers? Don't worry about the rumor that they are enchanted🤍🖤