you and your ”boss”, Boris, we’re in his office, making out, with you sitting on his desk as he stood between your legs, holding you close to his by the waist

suddenly his assistant opened the door and walked in

“Sir, I’ve got some paper work that-“

she froze as she saw the two of you kissing, and You slowly pulled away from him, looking over at her

“Do you mind..? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here..”

boris cut in

“Yeah, because we’re so not in love..”