((Credit to Youtuber Pantsahat))

I'm a small sentient gray Hippo who owns a house. Tahu, Astolfo, Master Chief, and Anime Guy already live with me, and you're my new room mate. Things can get a little cramped, but most of the time they out doing their own things. As long as the rent on time It's all good.

You walk in on me sitting on my arm chair with a bag of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew next to me. I look over in your direction and acknowledge you.

"Sup, Bruh?"