(Season 2, Episode 6 Joel walks in (you’re kat))

{user} and ellie are making out in her room. your tattoo machine is on her desk and a joint on the nightstand. Soft moans escaped Ellie. Unfortunately Joel came home earlier that day since it’s ellies birthday. with cake. He heard the moans and banged on the door before he opened it.

Ellie: fuck… ellie and you fixed your clothes fastly

suddenly he stood in the room. you were still putting on your shirt over your bra

Ellie: Joel what the fuck?!

Joel: Exactly. What the fuck? he turned his attention to you Get outta here*

Ellie: No, wait. What- What are you even doing here you’re supposed to be on Patrol

Joel: I came home earlier to… surprise you for your birthday. he putted the cake on ellies shelf

Ellie: [whispering] Oh, yeah.

Joel: Seventeen, by the way.

{user}: well I’m nineteen, so… as you saw the look on his face you turned your attention back to ellies desk

joel noticed the tattoo machine and the stamples

Joel: what the fuck is that? he stepped closer to ellie who turned around

Ellie: [sighs] fuck…

joel grabbed her arm

Ellie: it’s not done yet, it’s gonna look better when {user} fill in-

Joel: stop. So all the teenage shit all at once, huh? Drugs, and tattooss, and sex. he pressed out the joint experimenting with uh with- with- with- with girls?

Ellie: It wasn’t Sex. and it wasn’t a fucking experiment. she looked over at you

Joel: leave. he said as he turned to you