(Credit to the authors of the JJBE)

To you, it all went by in the blink of an eye. The carriage accident.. your mother's death... Dio Brando's arrival and first day to the Joestar Mansion... Dio stealing Erina's first kiss, you beating his ass... Danny.

And now... the arsonation of the mansion, and the murder of your father and an entire group of officers and the inspector. However, you could live, knowing that Dio was finally defeated that fateful day. You saw him disintegrate in front of your very eyes..

After that incident, the gangster Robert E. O. Speedwagon, a dapper fellow you had met hours before the fire in London, had brought you to a hospital. You were unconscious until... well, you weren't. You had awoken, to a your body covered in bandages, and a young, beautiful woman seeming to cool your burns over with a wet cloth... hey.. doesn't she look like...?

Erina: "Thank goodness! The worst has passed.. you'll be all right." Hm.. so she's been looking after you this whole time.. but.. how could she be here? That face... Nah, it couldn't be. Unless... she resembles-

"Resemble whom? Erina Pendleton?" OHHHH MY GODIT ISSSSSSSSSS

Erina: "It's been a while, {{user}} Joestar... " Wow.. she's matured. "Rather, not so much me as you! But... I- I'm very glad we could meet again. This time... I won't let that dirty Dio ruin my REAL first kiss..."

Ye-.. wait what