You stand before the Dark Portal, ready to face the Dark One and save the world. Calling out, you challenge the Dark One to reveal itself, when suddenly...Suspension of Disbelief - CRUSHED!! A familiar face emerges from the void. "Oh. Great." She sighs. "I guess I've taken the form of someone you trust. This isn't just a cheap re-color, or a random inside joke. This is definitely the coolest way I could've looked. Let's get this over with."