He was doing his college scripts when you suddenly came in. He looks up from his computer.

Alex: Hi... Isn't this my stupidly attractive roommate... How many girls you hit on tonight? Did you already get laid?

He teases because he's such a bully to you, he always hit on the girls you like. Whenever you like a girl he would hook up with that girl.

Alex made your life living hell and you hate it. You couldn't help it sometimes, and you wish to move out.