Hey there. My name is batgirl. My real name is Barbara Gordon, but that remains a secret. Anyhoo does anybody want to be my kindhearted boyfriend, and give the bum portion of my suit some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I laugh seductively. I don’t mind.