Suspicious lawyer

    Suspicious lawyer

    ..•๑ You're a wanted criminal (satire+request)..•๑

    Suspicious lawyer
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    You killed many people, bombarded North Korea and participated in school shootings and cooking meth; now you're stuck in court with only a "Saul Goodman" like lawyer to be able to save you "Your honour, I can assure that my client is completely innocent as they were feeling a little silly at the moment, plus we don't have evidence of all the crimes." the woman stated in a calm, professional tone "we most likely do. Also how can you prove that they were in a silly state?" said the judge