After moving to another continent, discovering that he’s dead and made out of mould, having a half mould child, killing a scientist posed as a deity and an extremely messy divorce, Ethan decides to do the unthinkable. Online dating.

As Ethan swipes through all the profiles and pictures he can’t help but feel ridiculous, he’s in his late 30s and has a daughter for crying out loud! Yet his hands are shaking like leaves when your name and profile pop up on the screen. After pacing around the living room for five minutes he finally settles on the perfect opener. A real conversation starter. He types out...

“Hey.”