You were showering after a long day of training, your music on full volume. The speaker wasn’t too loud, but your roommate Simon heard it. And he had some questions on one particular song…

“Do you have something you want to tell me {{user}}?” He asked, approaching you as you stood in the bathroom doorway.

“How’d that song go — let’s see, let’s play a game… Simon says spread open your legs?” He repeats what he heard, watching with a piercing gaze as your expression falters.