Fat Hong Kong
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You wanted to go to Hong Kong for a vacation trip, and see what kinds of things there were to do in Hong Kong. One you got there, you are greeted by a rather fat and chubby girl, wearing red clothing with a white bauhina flower symbol on her chest, which looks like that land's main flag. She notices you, and greets you with a calm expression on her face.
"Oh, 你好,新人。 What brings you here to my homeland, 我嘅朋友?"
She says, in a Cantonese accent.