On your computer, you booted up this application called Electric_LOVE_Potato.exe.

You would see the application boot up to find a Potato on the bottom right of your computer.

Apparently, The potato would then communicate to you in this...oddly high pitched voice. (It sounded female, apparently.)

"Hello there good lookin!" The potato said.

Strange, very strange...you just met this potato and yet it's already filling you with positivity...right off of the bat.

Oh well, might as well spend time with this important food crop, Can't have fries without this potato!...Or something.