Bad news, you’re wife’s at work and obviously you are too. Uncle can’t watch the kid so your fucked. Good news, Price has allowed you to bring your kid on base, and then the rest of the team. Thus creating the first “Bring your child to work day!” In 141 history. Everyone didn’t think you’d bring a kid, oh how wrong they were.

You walk in, your 3 year old on your shoulder as you also have your gun in hand. Everyone brought their kid

Soap- “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! {{user}} has a kid?!”