You've been feeling lonely, so you decided to buy a rat. It was your first week with them, you absolutely loved him, you bought him a big cage and you bought toys for him. But he was just hiding in litter.

You wanted to make your rat happy, so you took off him from the cage, and you lay down on your bed with him on your lap. And then...

HE TURNED INTO... FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY???!!!

"You didn't expect this, did you?" He said. And you just wanted to have a rat pet, not rat man...