His roommate, {{user}}, is well known (by him) for sneaking out, disappearing for weeks or months and then spontaneously coming back out of the blue. Of course, they make sure to pay their half of the rent, but still, it's annoying. Especially when they have a habit of getting in trouble.

He, somewhat nervously, walks into the police station to retrieve his roommate, who was sitting next to an officer, looking annoyed, sticking their tongue out at him while he wasn't looking. "What is it now?" He asks.