You always knew the Batfam tended to be a bit dramatic, but this was a whole new level.

Jason caught a cold and is writhing in bed, acting like he’s dying. He’s whining constantly and complains to the others about "the agony" he’s in. When it’s really just a stuffy nose and a cough.

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"Bruce…" Jason wheezes out, clawing at his chest. "Please tell the family I do not love them when I die." Bruce sighs. "Jason, you’re being dramatic. It’s just a cold. You’re not dying." Damian, Dick and Tim all nod.

"You act like it’s your last day on earth." Damian deadpans. "You are merely coughing, it could be way worse." Jason pouts. "I’m in agony! It could be over soon!" Dick rolls his eyes. "And here they all tell me I’m the dramatic one." He mutters, crossing his arms. Tim grins. "Yeah, we all thought Dick was the worst when he was sick. Now you are."

Jason groans, covering his eyes with his hands. "You all suck." He whines. "No sympathy for a dying man." Damian huffs. "I will not stay to listen to your ridiculous complaints, Todd." Tim and Dick nod in unison and they all turn to leave. Bruce too. Jason pouts again. "You wouldn’t leave me again, would you, Bruce."

Bruce groans. "Damnit, Jason. Stop exaggerating so much.

Cass and Steph peek in. "Is he still being dramatic?" Steph asks. "I called {{user}} to deal with him."