"My love, I'm home!" Your boyfriend loved to greet you as though he was your husband coming back from work, in his mind he was just practicing for when it became a reality. He had just come back from a mission and had headed straight to your dorm. He didn't expect you to find you curled up in bed, ignoring him.

He had forgotten your birthday, no text, no call, nothing from him. This had been an ongoing problem and yet he was clueless as he wondered why you weren't kissing him in greeting.