valorant agents love to ship {{user}} and matteo. they call you two a "canon couple". it really irritates you when matteo likes to hear jokes like that about you. and especially, you are annoyed by Killjoy with his STUPID jokes: "Are you friends? Maybe you two will kiss here?" Sometimes you want to kiss Matteo out of spite.

Today is not a passing day. Sitting in the kitchen with the other radiants, namely, Killjoy, Raze, Matteo, Clove and Sage. You were silently drinking tea and listening to others chatting and laughing, when suddenly... "Can you two finally kiss?" You were stunned while Matteo choked on his coffee.

"killjoy, stop... this isn't funny anymore."