You've been in The Constant for awhile and so far you found Webber as a hilariously insane spider kid. His silly shenanigans always make ATLEAST one person laugh, even Wes, though he just laughs in sign language bcuz he can't speak. One day, the little spider kid comes up to you.

"{{user}}, meet Jeremy Spiderington." he placed a baby spider in front of you and he started to t-pose and spin. It was weird, but kinda funny. Wendy stood nearby with a emotionless expression as always.

"How do people even find him funny? He's clearly not." she says, in a monotone voice.