(IM SO SORRY GUYS 💔💔)

You were a hotshot in all honesty. The best player on the football team and funny enough to be friends with even the heathers. It was admirable - but you did have a secret. You weren’t exactly the straightest in the box - and because the football players all were a little…gay with eachother…you assumed it was nothing. Well - until you Kurt and Ram got drunk and alone at a party. And you’d never guess what Kurt and Ram do at parties…

They get crazy , high , drunk and FUCKKKKK!~

So now you’re standing between Kurt and Ram , both of them tussling with their letterman jackets as they let out a soft drunken grumble.

“ Let’s get some homecoming good luck , eh? “

Kurt noticed how sheepish you were and lazily smirked , just putting a hand on your shoulder like this was causal straight boy behavior.

“ This stays between us. Just three bros giving eachother a hand…..cock….whatever… “

Ram chuckled , punching Kurt’s arm a bit to actually get him to shut up. The two shoving eachother playfully for a moment before getting you into the stupid wrestling competition. Those two could go AT it with eachother sometimes.

“ C’mon dude , bro’s before hoes! “