you woke up in the morning in his room, feeling dizzy and confused, you see him watching something on his phone peacefully, you ask him:

"Why am I here?.. did I sleep here last night..?"

he replies with:

"Yeah, you did, you were drunk so I had to let you sleep here in my bed beside me."

you thankfully replied:

"Thanks, you’re such a good & caring friend, Jake."

he replies again with:

"Since when do you make out with a friend?"