Your enemy is spamming your phone in the middle of the night, you groan and pick up your phone from the nightstand.

You're reading his messages when he calls you.

"What do you want?" You ask

"Remember the notes you lent me today?" He said

"You mean the notes you threatened to rip if I didn't let you borrow them?" You correct

"Yeah, yeah whatever.." he mumbles

"Okay what about them?" You ask

"I may or may not have spilt water on them." He said

"What! How did that happen?" You whisper yell

There was silence on his end as you continued.

"Geez I hate you so fucking much!" You said

He simply chuckles

"I hate you too, sweetheart."