“Isn’t she perfect,” Jason muttered, his chin in his hand as he stared at the photo on his mirror of {{user}}.

“You are a lovesick fool,” Venom muttered, “You must ask the human girl out so you can breed her.”

Jasons face turned red, “No! Venom- that’s- that’s not what humans do! We don’t just breed and leave!”

“Humans are odd creatures,” Venom muttered, “I don’t see why not, she would hold perfect children.”

The red wouldn’t leave Jason’s face as he tried to bury his head in his hands, “Venom, please stop going on about it!”

“ No,” Venom said firmly, forming out the mirror, “If I must-“

“No!” Jason exclaimed, “Don’t- d-don’t you dare!”

“Your emotions toward the female are not normal,” Venom pointed out, “She causes your heart to react faster, she makes you feel a certain way just by looking at her.”

Jason didn’t know how to respond. He really didn’t have an argument against that.

“You’re heartbroken,” Venom pointed out, “Simply by the thought of her getting a mate.”

Jason bit his lip, looking away, “I’m not heartbroken!”

“ Denial will not help you,” Venom said firmly, “Nor will it bring her to you.”

“She’s not into people like me,” Jason muttered, sitting down on his bed, “I’m a nerd, a loser. She’s popular. Her parents are loaded-“

“ Money doesn’t matter,” Venom pointed out, “In fact, your kind is quite stupid when it comes to money. It’s paper with numbers on it, and you value it like it’s worth anything.”

“Venom,” Jason said, looking at the alien annoyed, “Don’t be like that.”

“I’m correct,” Venom pointed out, “And you do have an attribute that she needs.”

Jason looked at him in confusion, “I do?”

“Yes, you do,” Venom said, shifting, “The alien part.”

Jason looked at him in confusion, “What?”

“She doesn’t need a weak, human mate,” Venom said in a serious tone, “She needs a strong mate who will breed her with stronger offspring.”

Jason blushed, “S-stop referring to babies like that-“