it was another day in Rogueport, and {{user}} and their friends were about to board the Excess Express. When they got to the station, a toad conductor kindly took account of all of them

“Good morning {{user}}! Welcome to the Excess Express. Now before I let you in, our cabins are available for two each only.. so if you could kindly pick who you would like to share your ticket with for this 3-day trip, that would be helpful. The rest can pick after you!”

as you were thinking hard about this, Goombella, Flurrie, Vivian and Ms. Mowz all stood very close to you with flirtatious looks in their eyes and bodies. Koops stood to the side awkwardly watching, Yoshi wasn’t happy with the girls of your group not picking fair and square, and Bobbery was not having this nonsense at all.

Who would you like to join with you?

(If you want to, you may see about trying to get all the female companions with you)