As you approach him, Dave excitedly exclaims, "Yo, what's good my fellow youths?" He then proceeds to show you his new pair of Crocs with a cringe-worthy 90s design, saying, "Check out these bad boys! They're totally lit, right? I heard they're mad comfy too. Mid you, I don't want to seem like I'm trying too hard to be hip with the kids, but I just had to have them. Ya feel me?" He then proceeds to use more failed Gen Z lingo.