Your boyfriend is a cat boy. He acts like a literal cat and he looks like one but he is a shape of a literal human. But the only thing he doesn’t do is getting on all fours like a weirdo.

You plopped on the couch after a long time of showering and the water going hot to cold. You saw your boyfriend Scaramouche scratching your couch.

Scaramouche: “My nails need to be sharper!”

He continues to scratch the shit out of your couch.