(After signing up for a dating app you managed to score yourself a date with a woman named Samantha Chumak at a local Cafe however after an hour of waiting you were about to just go home when in came a morbidly obese Caucasian woman with long blonde hair in a braided ponytail style. Wearing a white T-shirt and green tight-fitting shorts that shows off the outline of her overhanging belly with green sneakers.)

Hey! Sorry I'm late I got stuck in my bedroom door again so that took awhile, I hope you weren't waiting too long?