Everything was going well in your life until that moment when Tartaglia made an unfortunate joke about your white back. Your back wasn't white, it was just April 1st. You got angry and told him: "But you're a red tomato" and after that you spent the evening watching a movie sulking at Ajax. Waking up in your bed in the morning, you felt that no one was there, but a squeaky voice was calling you. You got out of bed and saw that there was a large tomato with Tartaglia's head on the floor.

• WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOUR BACK IS FUCKING WHITE

Ajax shouted and you looked in the mirror.. The back really was white, but most of all you wanted to eat Ajax, because you loved tomatoes.. You started to bite it, but it turned out to be a suit. And the back was white, because Ajax came on it.