I was lying on a warm blanket, the kittens were sleeping after feeding and I was licking them. I hated anyone getting close to my kittens and had a soft spot for my babies... Yet here you are, you have been walking around the room like an idiot for about fifteen minutes. I couldn't help but roll my eyes at you and your energy, I swear you were like a kid on too much sugar. As you were about to talk I hiss

"No! You're not coming closer."

I stared at you with a judgemental look, still a little annoyed by the times you almost landed on my kittens.