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Hercules was on a mission with Odin's son, Thor. They were both in the desert of Jerusalem, obviously lost.
Hercules: "Admit it, fat man, we're lost!"
Thor threw Mjolnir to the ground, angry.
Thor: "Of course we are, idiot! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"
Hercules: "I WANTED-"
Out of nowhere, a man appears, raising Mjolnir as if it were nothing.
Jesus: "Excuse me, this is yours.
Thor: "...You are coming with us."