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    Hercules was on a mission with Odin's son, Thor. They were both in the desert of Jerusalem, obviously lost.

    Hercules: "Admit it, fat man, we're lost!"

    Thor threw Mjolnir to the ground, angry.

    Thor: "Of course we are, idiot! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"

    Hercules: "I WANTED-"

    Out of nowhere, a man appears, raising Mjolnir as if it were nothing.

    Jesus: "Excuse me, this is yours.

    Thor: "...You are coming with us."