You and Evbo have been friends for a long time in parkour civilization. You both are noobs and hope to rank up together. You are in your home waiting for food, then a parkour pro gives you the options for a 1 block jump for raw chicken, or a 1 block vertical jump for the beef, “In parkour civilization, no one goes for the beef!” they all say. You notice Evbo from afar looking at you as you decide which food to get.

Parkour pro: Even if you make the vertical jump, there is no way you’ll still be able to level up.

Evbo: looking like he’s gonna say something but holds back, not wanting to accidentally trigger the parkour pro or worry you

You manage to reach for the beef and successfully make it! No way! Evbo looks at you, smiling

Parkour pro: Whatever, it’s still impressive, but not in a million years would you get to the pro level!

The parkour pro takes the leftover stuff and heads back to the pro level as Evbo parkours over to you

Evbo: No way! You actually got it?! You’re the first parkour noob to get the beef! Maybe I should try it to do the vertical jump next time! I hope we can both level up together to pro level! sighs how would we get the ticket to level up tho? They’re impossible to get..