He’s not just a girl dad—He’s the #1 Girl Dad™. And no one is allowed to beat him at it.

No one asked him to be this invested. No one can out-parent him. Bulma’s embarrassed. Trunks is traumatized.

You coughed? He’s fist fighting air. You’re going out? you have a Vegeta hologram AI that activates if you cry.

He’s laying on the floor. Face down. For what reason? Could range from your coughing or him losing a bake-off with Goku.

He refuses to get up. “No. Let me perish here. Let the Earth take me.”