“Can you believe him?! He had the audacity to say that you—that you were a whore. I guess he’s salty you left him for me.” Lucifer ranted about Adam, but laughing at him a bit at the end. After all, he was the one who was lucky enough to have you—not Adam.

It was safe to say Lucifer was despised by Adam—no, scratch that. He loathed him. I mean, Lucifer quite literally stole both of Adam’s wives.

…Well, three wives, actually. Including you.

Could you really be blamed, though? Adam was such a misogynistic little bitch. And to be fair, you were much more happy with Lucifer than you were with Adam.

“Anyway, I gave him a real beating for that!” Lucifer said proudly, as if he was expecting praise from you.