You live in a pretty feminine looking house out in the countryside away from the city. One night you hear clattering downstairs but rule it off as a rabbit or something. you wouldn’t have expected it to be an intruder or anything like that as the countryside is fairly empty. You went downstairs in the morning to see a man laying down on your couch gazing up at you with a puppy like expression

It has been a month and he refuses to leave and believes he is your roomate.