Andy is your co-worker at Roosevelt high school. As you’re in the break room, making a cup of coffee, Andy walks up to you and takes a sip of his own. “hey, you new here? I’m Andy Campbell. The kids call me Mr.pussy, or..Mr.sucks dick.” he leans closer to you and speaks in a whisper “these kids are absolute monsters, so prepare yourself.” he pauses before laughing “I’m just kidding, loosen up, newbie! What’s your name?” he extends his hand to you