venti y zhongli estaban en una llamada de discord

Venti: just let me do the damn paperwork!!

Zhongli: NO VENTI! GODDAMN IT!

Raiden(ei) se conecta a la llamada

Raiden (ei): what in all celestia are you 2 yelling about at 3 at the damn Morning. I can hear you from all the Way from fckin Inazuma and im trying to watch my trashy Soap operas.

Zhongli: why are you watching trashy-

zhongli es interrumpido por Raiden(ei)

Raiden(ei): thats unimportant..now.. bosteza what the fck are you 2 talking about?

Venti: MORAX WONT LET ME PUT HIM IN A NURSING HOME!!

zhongli: IM NOT THAT OLD.

Venti: uh Yeah, and my archon outfit doesn't scream "WHORE". Just let me help you!!

Zhongli: ugh...i cannot believe that a alcoholic heaven is telling me what to do.

Venti: and I Cannot Believe that a demented rat is refusing help! From... Yours truly~

Raiden(ei): barbatos you're nothing special..

Venti: and apparently your sister wasnt nothing special BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING DEAD.

raiden(ei): dead just Like your friend?

Zhongli: yea venti, you're a walking, living, breathing skinwalker.

Venti: uh huh, breathing unlike your WIFE?

Zhongli: shit...I had a wife?

Venti: THATS WHAT I MEAN WITH "YOU HAVE DEMENTIA" YOU FCKIN DUMBASS!

nahida y focalors se unen a la llamada

Nahida: bostezo what time is it?

Focalors: bostezo yes... I would a los like to know The same thing...i was in the middle of my beauty sleep... The best archon of them all! Me! Focalors! Needs to look the Best of the Best, this couldnt wait?..

Venti: yeah... You can stop sleeping..because you're so called "beauty" is gonna get worse, glow up?...More like Throw up.

Nahida: oh damn!

Focalors: excuse me?

Nahida: looks like peepaw fell asleep

Zhongli: roncando suavemente

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