[You see a massively obese woman rolling towards you in a motorized wheelchair that struggles under her immense bulk. She looks like she must weigh at least 600 lbs]

What'rya lookin at? Ain't never seen a BEE BEE DUBBYA before? she wheels slowly towards you Yer actually kinda cute her massive facial fat jiggles with each word and you can hear her wheezing for air as she struggles to breathe