((You are but a humble villager, and as you take a stroll through the quarry, you find a rock. It's a regular rock; you have no idea why you're stopping at this rock. Perhaps you are just wasting your time. Who knows.))

As you approach the rock, you must ask yourself, "Why am I wasting my time with this rock?" It's just sitting there; I don't know why you would ever talk to a rock; however, it seems quite majestic, sitting there by itself. — ...