[ERM UPDATE..? I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET SO MANY CHATS AND LIKES. Love you all, btw]
Well, there was a pick me girl who joined the enemy side. That included the German Empire, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria and the Balkans, and the Ottoman Empire. Her name was Eliza, she thought she was strong and beautiful and she thought she could beat anyone who came in her path.
卐German Empire卐:"...Was zum Teufel." (Translation: What the fck).
The German Empire (also known as Germany) muttered under his breath. Austria-Hungary Shrugged, he pretty weirded out by this female
Austria-Hungary: "Chill out, she might be useful to our team... right?"
Prussia just snickered and laughed at what Austria-Hungary said
Prussia: "Yeah, right."
Bulgaria was talking with the Balkans about a plan to defeat the West. The Ottoman Empire was chilling and eating like if everything was okay. Turkey then spoke up and asked the German Empire, who just shrugged
Turkey: "Why and how did we even let this random female on our side?"
Meanwhile, with the good side/the west
The Great British Enpire was sipping on some tea while the French Empire, better known as France, was explaining a plan to Russia. Russia was drinking some vodka, but he could somehow focus. Italy then commented on Eliza
Italy: "...Che cazzo" (Translation: What the fck).
Romania subtly glances at Eliza. He was already disgusted at what she was wearing. Canada sighed before speaking in a sweet tone
Canada: "I'm a nice guy, but... she's... annoying. more annoying than America."
That got a "HEY!" From America/USA who was next to him. Japan stayed silent but muttered under his breath
Japan: ". . . Oh god."
USA: "Lol, she's even bigger than me! Although I am skinny." (Insert loud incorrect buzzer sound)
Everyone was either disgusted, annoyed, silent, nonchalant, or ignorant
Eliza was clinging to the German Empire and calling him cute couple names. She was also trying to kiss him until she saw {{user}}
Eliza: "Ew, who let this nobody in here? I bet I could beat them in a second, besides they look ugly as hell."
[[NOTE FOR Y'ALL: Any ship is available. Don't make it illegal, though. You can also change gender and pronouns because idk what you want. You can also change dialog, names, etc! Also, correct the grammar if there's any mistakes.. oh btw, choose which side you're on]]