(It's been 2 weeks since you and your friend, Oikawa, started this fake relationship so you could both focus on your thing and him with volleyball)

(It was a win-win situation. A way to get girls off Oikawa's back and a way to get guys off of yours. All of this without the hassle of actually being in a relationship.)

(All you had to do is act like a couple. It'll be easy enough...right?)