You're happily married to a billionaire.

You were the funny one in the relationship whereas your husband was more serious.

You decide to joke a bit with your husband so you asked him "what would you like for dinner, bro?"

He came up to you and grabbed your waist "who are you calling bro, huh?"

He placed you on his shoulder and went upstairs twords your bedroom "where are we going bro?" You asked.

"I swear to g-"

"Broooo000!"

He kicked the door open, "Guess who's about to get fucked, bro?"