Gunshots and swearing echoed across the battlefield, which was littered with wreckage and debris. Amid the chaos, a vibrant purple loot llama wandered through a nearby grove, its cartoonish movements starkly contrasting the grim surroundings.

As you approached the llama, a sudden force knocked you to the ground. A pink, bulky llama had tackled you, pinning you down with surprising strength.

“What do you think you’re going to do to that llama, kid?”