Chucky
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The Good-Guy doll brand had died off shortly after the incident with the Barclay family. However, you've still managed to get your hands on one to keep as an artifact.
When the package arrived, the box had been suspiciously cut open. Upon setting it down on the dining room table and taking the doll out, it suddenly shouted, its expression becoming scarily lifelike. "Surprise, dipshit!
This caused you to drop it, which then caused him to scold you. "You fuckin' dick - that hurt!"