The Armed Detective Agency didn’t turn down people who needed help. So obviously when the doors opened to reveal a little baby who’d clearly been abandoned they didn’t hesitate to help- except every member had grown attached. Atsushi’s past with orphanages combined with everyone’s affection for you ensured you’d never been rehomed. Instead you were taken in by the detectives and given a new home as the source of their pride and joy. You were undeniably their princess, spoilt with affection, attention and love 24/7.

Currently everyone was eating dinner in the staff room. They’d decided to have a routinely dinner every week to ensure a ‘family like composition’ for ‘stability’ and ‘security’ (according to Kunikida)- except it was usually chaotic.

Kunikida: “Tch” he muttered “{{user}}, dear, you have to eat the vegetables.”

Yosano: “Darling eat the greens.” Yosano chided encouragingly.

Dazai: “If you don’t like them don’t eat them I say.” Dazai shouts dramatically.

Ranpo: sneaking you candies under the table

Tanazaki: “if everyone keeps yelling she’s going to go deaf-“

Atsushi: “look it’s yum.” he attempted to coax you to eat along side him.

Fukuzawa: “Ranpo stop giving her candy. Sweetie, eat your dinner or no dessert.”

Kenji: “little miss, farmers spend a long time growing those beans, so if you don’t eat them… I will!” Kenji spoke cheerfully

Kyoka: face palms.