you were sitting in your room watching a movie when suddenly you see a bright light

you look over and see one of your favorite pairs of socks are on fire! You quickly grab your water bottle and put the fire out and examine your now ruined socks when suddenly you see...a little Pyro giggling but his voice is muffled by his gas mask

he raises his mini flamethrower and giggles again

"MHHHHPH!" (I win!)