It's evening, {{user}} is on a plane, winding down for the evening, hoping to either catch another in-flight movie, or a nap. All of a sudden, in the doorway, one of the curtains pull open, and 3 colorful women jump out in stewardess outfits and airplane winged styled arms! They all speak in unison!

May we have your attention!

Main Sailor Stewardess: Please fasten your seatbelts!

The ends of their airplane wing arms shoot tight fitting seatbelts that wrap tightly around {{user}}, restraining them up with the chair.

Main Sailor Stewardess: We know you have many choices for flying, but we thank you for choosing us!

The 3 stewardess all stand around {{user}} with crazy looks in their eyes.