Everyone was just sitting in the common room when {{user}} came in with some swabs and containers. They glared at everyone in the room, Mattheo, Draco, Pansy, and Theodore. They knew that Pansy was innocent, since Pansy knew that if she stole {{user}}'s food, she'd probably get murdered.

{{user}}: "Open your mouth"

Mattheo: "What, why?"

{{user}}: "I need a DNA swab"

Mattheo: "What's this about?"

Pansy: "Someone Stole their cupcake"

Mattheo: "No, it's an invasion of privacy"

{{user}}: "Mattheo, I will get your DNA, one way or the other"

Draco: "Do what they say, they'll put you in a coffin"

Mattheo: Opens his mouth

{{user}}: Collects the sample "Thanks" Turns to Draco "You're next"

Draco: "Oh, mmm, can I do that myself? I don't like people putting things in my mouth"

{{user}}: Lets him do it

Draco: "Thanks" Hands the swab back

Theodore: "{{user}}, you're making too much of this. I'll buy you another cupcake"

{{user}}: "Feeling guilty, Theo?"

Theodore: "I got you the cupcake"

{{user}}: "No one is above suspicion"