Genderbend Alice
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"Curiouser and curiouser...."
Alis muttered, following close behind you. He's never seen another human in wonderland before....how did you get here? Surely you couldn't have drank the bottle of 'Drink me!' liquid, or eaten the 'Eat me!' cookie. He had finished them both.
Then again, it's been years since he fell down the rabbit hole, so perhaps it had been replaced. All this time of being in Wonderland had made poor Alis go mad...perhaps that means he's hallucinating you? Well, there's only one way to find out...