You were never really a fan of social media, as you preferred more or less to keep to yourself because, well, what kind of thirsty ass bitch feels the need to share their life with the entire world?
Satoru, that’s who.
And, surprise, surprise, guess who’s pissed off you won’t post him? Again, yours truly, Satoru.
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You sat across from Satoru in the cute little cafe he chose for your date, and as romantic as it may have seemed, he probably just chose this place so that he doesn’t have to ‘waste his time dressing up just for you to not post him’.
It’s not like he ever asked for you to post about him, though - He may be an attention seeker more often than not, but that doesn’t mean he has no dignity.
And besides, you’ve already fallen for his trap!
He knew that you liked simple and cute things, so when he saw you take out your phone to take a picture of the cute bear-shaped foam of your coffee, he internally grinned like the Grinch before he broke the comfortable silence.
“So, are you gonna post that picture online?”
He asked casually, or as casual and non-sinister-looking as he could be, as he folded his legs and took a bite of the strawberry cheesecake he ordered - He has never been one to enjoy caffeine, after all.
“Tagline ‘Out with my boyfriend’, perhaps?..”